HA! HA! It IS pronounced "jif" →
acidicfizz: thatartsygirl: I now have proof that the correct pronunciation of GIF is “jif” not a hard g. smiling so hard, JIFFERS UNITE
This is a great idea, because everybody’s knows that abortions are a classic...– STEPHEN COLBERT, on South Dakota’s Neanderthal laws restricting abortion, on The Colbert Report (via bibliofeminista) I know I reblogged this yesterday, but DAMN it’s a great point. (via stfuconservatives)
I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because...– Ellen DeGeneres (via libraryland)
Patron Saint of Broken Noses: The Heterosexual... →
eyehatedann: Questions for Heterosexuals developed by Martin Rochlin, Ph.D., 1977 1. What do you think caused your heterosexuality? 2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual? 3. Is it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of? 4. Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex? 5. Isn’t it possible that all...
When you throw something at your friend but it...
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fanshineetastic: abouttimesomebody-: This is brilliant I CAN’T EVEN XD at first i was like, what is this shit then i clicked reblog and i was like
My mother-in-law likes to disregard the time...
Mayor of city of Providence, Rhode Island fires... →
iamgreaterthanhate: reelaroundthefountain: thehumorlessfeminist: thesameconspiracy: The mayor of Providence, the capital of the US state of Rhode Island, is facing criticism after he fired all of the city’s nearly 2,000 school teachers in an effort to tackle a $100m deficit. Not all will ultimately go, but sending dismissal notices to everyone means the city can fire teachers at the...
My cousin just asked what I'm giving up for Lent.
inchwurm: howardmooncolonexplorer: I said, “Religion.” This.
I Am The Crime: Men's Rights →
queen: “The reality is that women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently. It’s just easier this way for everyone. You don’t argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn’t eat candy for dinner. You…