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sarahseeandersen:

The internal monologue that goes on whenever I cave to junk food.

sarahseeandersen:

The internal monologue that goes on whenever I cave to junk food.

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"Okay, guy, so why do you feel like you want/need/deserve to settle down with a “pure” woman? I’m genuinely listening. “Oh, it’s because sluts are gross.” Too vague. Do better. “Well, their vaginas are real stretched out and big.” No. “Ummmmm, they probably have a bunch of diseases?” Easy fix! Setting aside the fact that plenty of women contract STIs from monogamous partners or during “safe sex,” it sounds like your real problem here is with illness, not sex. So I assume you’d be fine dating a promiscuous woman who practiced safe sex and happened to be STI-free? “No, because I want a girl who’s traditional and family-oriented.” Having sex doesn’t mean you don’t want to have a family. It just means that you want to have sex. “Yeah, but a slut is more likely to cheat on me.” Really? Then why do couples in the Bible Belt have such a high divorce rate? “The devil, I guess?” NOPE. “I just can’t stand the thought of her getting fucked by all those other guys.” So you’re about to have sex with a woman you’re attracted to, you really want to have sex with her, but all you can think about is her getting pounded by tons and tons of dicks? That sounds like an entirely different issue. “No! I just mean that I struggle with the same powerlessness and insecurity that all human beings do, so as a coping mechanism I take advantage of our culture’s patriarchal power structure and exorcize my feelings of worthlessness by perpetuating shame-based proprietary attitudes over women’s bodies. Basically I’m obsessed with controlling women’s lives because I can’t control my own.” Oh, honey. I know."

Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit

Hitting the bullshit nail right on its head. 

Feminists don’t hate men, we hate the bullshit power structure that exists that allows men to take advantage of women rather than dealing with their emotions. 

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milk-chiller2:

Reminder of: reason for eggplant’s name

milk-chiller2:

Reminder of: reason for eggplant’s name

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nevver:

Calvin and Hobbes

nevver:

Calvin and Hobbes

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literallyunbelievable:

imagine that

literallyunbelievable:

imagine that

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  • GQ: Didn't you always feel like a freak growing up?
  • Tom Ford: I thought I was fabulous and everyone else was stupid.

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Grades are getting low, the teens are getting high. That 12 year old is pregnant and her parents wonder why. A 1st grader is swearing, a 3rd grader has been raped. Just take a look around you, isn’t the system great? Who isn’t faded these days, teens are sending nudes, kids are getting beaten, the teachers see the bruises. No calls for help are spoken, teens are smoking weed, young girls are cutting, this isn’t what we need. The marks of taunt and yelling, parents are divorced. That 14 year old is drinking beer, this can’t get any worse. A little girl has killed herself, nobody seems to care. Another kid has been expelled for a stupid dare. But it needs to change. Our world is officially broken. It’s time to take a stand, your thoughts need to be spoken.

majestic-w0lf:

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dont-be-normal-be-crazy:

blushmydarling:

perffume:

graceful-perfection:

This needs to get 1 million notes seriously

more.

seriously

MUST reblog this

What has this come to?

The degradation of society (morality too).

this couldn’t be more accurate, and depressing :/

ok, but let’s not pretend that this is the first time in history that any of this has happened.  everyone says millennials are fucked up — like no other young people have ever felt disillusioned before.

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milk-chiller2:

Reminder of: reason for eggplant’s name

milk-chiller2:

Reminder of: reason for eggplant’s name

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jwisser:

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vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

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tastefullyoffensive:

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